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A TRUE, BLUE, MOROCCAN, KULTURE
weeeeeee oooooohhh weeeeeee oooooooh weeeeee this is the name police and i'm officially handing out citations to parents that name their...
No Dey Carry Last
If you look at the forehead of any child that is the product of an African, Jamaican, Haitian, Trinidadian, or any immigrant for that...
A QUARTER PAST THIRTEEN
Tell the truth. Where is this extra time that people ages 30 and over find to go to taco Tuesday, "work it back"Wednesday and "tip drill"...
Celebrate/Celibate
On February 24th of this year I went to Wholefoods, purchased a vegan cupcake and blew out an imaginary candle in celebration of one...
The Session.THAT SESSION.
It's 2018. Long gone are the days of the general public thinking that the music business (or any creative business for that matter) is a...
Kevin Bacon
Those closest to me know very well that my mood changes like the weather. One day I’ll like something and the next day I’ll be completely...
Add To Basket
Let’s be real. The internet is a bigger liar than a disgruntled employee with several hours of sick time left at the end of the year...
A God (complex) in Brooklyn
I recently got the opportunity to sit down and spend some time with a person who's cup runneth so far over with arrogance, you would...
Clap Back Chas
You never know who you really are until you go through your old emails and see how many "Let me tell you something" emails are sitting in...
$32.77
At 9:23 pm on Sunday, May 6th I attempted to balance out my life by going on a date with "gym cutie". At 11:45 pm when the check was...
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