Shet Da.....

We've all done it before. We've seen a message, peeped a voicemail notification, read a post, or picked up a phone call and thought you know what this person should do?.. SHET. DA. HEWLLUP!! I don't think people give shutting the hell up enough credit. It's a beautiful thing. Often times, one can become even more sexy simply by putting a muzzle on their madness. Sometimes I too, need to shet da hewllup. Today, I choose not to only because it's imperative for me to share with the world the circumstances in which one should most likely decide to SHET. DA.... yeah.. Now you're getting it! So, Enjoy!

1. If you deem it necessary to comment on mental health disorders and you are not a healthcare professional nor have you ever dealt with a person who struggles with a mental disorder..Shet da..

2. If you firmly believe in Mercury and all of the "retrograde" but when Mercury aint retrograding you still out here retrograding.. Shet da..

3. If you complain about the fact that we are going from phase 3 to phase 2 but you continue to go to the kickback and refuse to social distance from your friends..Shet da..

4. If you have time to argue but no time to sign a petition..Shet da..

5. If you do something offensive and sum it up with the words "That's just the (insert Zodiac sign) in me" DEFINITELY Shet da..

6. If you are currently quarantined with your ex.. Shet da..

7. If you are currently quarantined with someone who SHOULD be your ex.. Shet da..

8. If you haven't sent a "you, good" text or made a "you, good" phone call to at least one person thus far.. Shet da..

9. If you keep complaining about gaining quarantine pounds but you keep eating fried doughnut burgers with a side of Dorito fries.. Shet da..

10. If Black lives Matter prompts you to counter that statement with All lives do.. Un follow me in real life because i'm blocking you on Earth and also..Shet da..