Media

We all love a good one-liner. I honestly consider myself to be pretty quick and witty but I have come to the realization that no one is more witty than A reality show personality. As much as I loathe watching reality tv, some of my favorite sayings have come directly from the mouth of some random person that either Andy Cohen, or Mona Scott Young decided was worthy of implanting a silly little phrase in my mind to giggle at from time to time. So, here is a rundown of some of my favorite one liners from the gift and the curse that is media! Lol. Enjoy!

1. Who has a fashion show with no fashions? How Dreadful- Dwight (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

2. Come on be my baby tonight. Come on be my baby tonight. I see the way you treated other thugs you've been with. Come on be my baby tonight -David (Real World New Orleans)

3. Heeey Maid. I see you got on your maid outfit, like you always do- Joseline (Love and Hip Hop Atlanta)

4. You know what you did..You knoooow what you did!!- Lauren Conrad (The Hills)

5. I love seeing black people in all white.. Looking like some little bitty angels ummm hmm (Phaedra Parks (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

6. Bye wig!- Nene Leakes (RHOA)

7. I can't get no sleep cuz of ya'll, yall aint gonna get no sleep cuz of me- Tanisha (Bad Girls Club)

8. Fix it Jesus- Phaedra Parks (RHOA)

9. Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? Who said that?-Everyone (RHOA)

10. If A girl have beef with me, she gon' have beef... FOREVER -Cardi B (Love and Hip Hop Atlanta)

11. Elegance is learned, My friend- Countess Luann (Real Housewives of New York)

12. I run LA. I RUN LA- Natalie Nunn (Bad Girls Club)

13. Kadijah dont need ya- Kadijah James (Living Single)

14. Excuse me??? EXCUUUUUUUSE ME?!!-Toni Ferrari (Paradise Hotel)

15. Close your legs to married men- Nene Leaks (RHOA)

16. Beyonce? Beyonce? B*** you look like Luther Vandross- Tiffany "New York" Pollard (Flavor Of Love)

17. Bring it on down, before I be blowing up on yo a**- Kandi (RHOA)

18. Aye girl, you want some lip chap?- Saaphyri (Flavor Of Love)

19. Carmen.. I will draag yo a**- Mama Joyce (Love and Hip Hop)

20. Now she comin in MY house, cookin him chicken Tetrazzini! - Alyesha (Maury)