BoYs LiKe CrAzY

I'm sure i'm not the only person that does this but when someone i'm not interested in at all has an unsolicited and persistent crush on me, I go into self roast mode IMMEDIATELY. I do everything in my power to convince them that i'm not "all that". Like... don't bother liking me sir..My hair is as long as a paperclip in its natural state. Have you seen these two front teeth? I complain as a hobby and I have Gemini mood swings that will make you believe that I need to be in one of those white jackets that hug themselves.. you don't want me..TRUST!! Surprisingly, when I say crazy things to certain guys, it makes them heart eye me even more. I just don't get it. I once had a producer friend tell me that I was the type of girl that some men are attracted to because I'm never anything other than myself, I don't try to impress anyone and I'm a little crazy. He then proceeded to insult me by letting me know that my head was a bit larger than my body. After he insulted me he cleaned it up by rubbing my chin and telling me that I was funny.. I was confused and slightly turned on... it was a weird moment for us both. As much as men love to say that they want an easy woman who is "all smiles," I just refuse to believe it. I think men actually enjoy the idea of a woman who could possibly poison their soup or give them a nice, slightly aggressive shove down the stairs. It shows passion right?? Some of the most off-the- wall friends I have are in serious relationships and the majority of time I think, Holy smokes.. He's a special man to be dealing with you. I think the key is to not be SUPER argumentative and to also draw a line in the sand far enough for him to live happily but not so far out there that he can unconsciously frolic. Don't let him frolic too much sis, put him in a nice sized kennel so he can act accordingly.

Men need structure and direction. Direction comes from Jesus but structure is where a good wife or serious girlfriend steps in with dry erase board in hand to erase "what he thought" and replace it with "what it's gonna be". A powerful woman can change a man's entire behavior simply by letting him know that if certain bad behaviors continue, the relationship wont. I have yet to meet a powerful woman who isn't an undercover psychopath so therefore, hell yeah..men like crazy. Disagree all you want but this is a Chasfact.

Some of my most cringe worthy moments of crazy have been turn on's for whoever i'm dating. I used to do this thing whenever my boyfriend at the time pissed me off where I would call and tell him to meet me somewhere. I would do this super late at night so he thought it was a possibility of him getting some. As soon as he showed up to this exclusive location, I would send him a nice text telling him that I wasn't there and that they can kick rocks. He would be livid but weeks later he would come back giving me an apology that I kinda didn't deserve. Now WHY would he even come back if they didn't enjoy crazy?? riddle me that. I have done this exact same thing to more the 3 men and it has always worked. I'm not saying men are stupid but I'm also not saying that they are smart either. They always come back but they don't always stay so..consider your level of crazy and adjust it depending on the type of man it is. To be quite honest, I'm not sure if EVERY man likes a halfway crazy woman but I do know that although they tend to deny a slight love for the a dramatic female, they do indeed enjoy knowing that someone is willing to go to jail for choking them out just a little. Just a little..not a lot. Lol!

So, in conclusion, my advice which (no one should take because i'm halfway single) is to rub his back everyday but stab him every few months and do this while smiling. They like that. Agree or no?